The truth about heroes

Obrázek uživatele Blanca
Drabble: 

Bunch of thugs idling around.
Eggsy enters.
Ducks a hit from the nearest thug.
"Parkour" sequence ensues.

Eggsy:
One jump ahead of the slow pokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block...

Enter Harry, fighting off the thugs.

Harry: Your father would be so disappointed.

Eggsy wants to react but:

Harry:
I can show you the world,
fighting, pretending, splendid,
tell me Eggsy now when did you
last put your life on line?

Exit Harry and Eggsy, scene change - bootcamp.

Merlin:
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot,
and you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man, out of you!

Roxy clears throat.

Merlin:
Be a man! You must be swift as a coursing river...

Boys fail in quests. Roxy tries to interrupt Merlin's song, repeatedly. No success. Pointing a gun at pug... shoots a thug appearing behind Eggsy instead.

smirking Roxy:
Why keep on assuming
Men will save the day
I can be the hero
And do it my own way!

I'm who I am,
I don't need a man!

Komentáře

Obrázek uživatele Zuzka

Oh. My. God!!!! You are so absolutely great and awesome!!!
Merlin! Merlin, I luv him! He's great! And Roxy in this role... and The ending!!! Oh gosh, I think I'll worship you eventhough there's no pug. <3

Obrázek uživatele Blanca

Now there is a pug. Just for you. ;)

Blanco, super! A písničky jsem poznala (Tu eggsyho úplně okamžite, nechápu jak!:) :D Jen nemohu identifikovat Merlinovu písničku a tu Roxy.
Obrázek uživatele Blanca

Merlinova je "I'll make a man out of you" z Mulan.
Roxy zpívá parodickou "I don't need a man", resp. Frozen - the musical.

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